01 / TEXT ADVICE
The Text SOS
One dating dilemma, up to five messages exchanged within 24 hours. Screenshots, second opinions, and a better next move.
$25Pay & Book ↗
Advice for men, from a woman who gets it
Your group chat is not qualified.
Dating disasters. Texting emergencies. Relationship reality checks. Get the perspective of a real woman who'll tell you what she thinks, not just what you want to hear.
“Before you send that text... let's talk.”
ASK SHEANA SHEAReal woman ✦ Real perspective ✦ Zero sugarcoating
Meet your new secret weapon
I'm Sheana.
Yes, I'll read the texts.
I'm a mom, a business professional, and a woman with a big personality, a sense of humor, and a whole lot of real-life perspective.
I'm here for the questions you don't want to ask your buddies. The dating app profile that's doing you no favors. The conversation you keep replaying in your head. The confidence boost before the first date.
No scripts, no fake promises, no pretending I can read every woman's mind. Just candid, thoughtful advice from an actual human.
Let's Talk ↗House rules
Come curious.
Leave clearer.
01. We can laugh about it.
02. I'll be kind, but direct.
03. You're allowed to be vulnerable.
04. If you're the problem, we might have to discuss that.
The menu
Pick your predicament.
Private, practical advice with personality. Choose your advice format below. Pay securely through Stripe. After payment, Sheana will contact you at your checkout email to arrange the details.
02 / PHONE CALL
The Reality Check
A 20-minute private phone consultation for mixed signals, dating dilemmas, confidence, or what to say next.
$65Pay & Book ↗
03 / PREMIUM VIDEO
Face-to-Face with Sheana
A 30-minute FaceTime or Google Meet session. Real-time feedback, your questions, my undivided attention.
$125Pay & Book ↗
04 / VIP VIDEO
The VIP Date Lab
A 60-minute FaceTime or Google Meet session for mock dates, dating profile reviews, or a deeper strategy.
$225Pay & Book ↗
Your new rule of thumb
AI can write your text.
I'll tell you why you shouldn't send it.
A real person's reaction, an honest conversation, and a little perspective can go a long way.
Before you ask
Fair questions.
How do I book?
Choose a service and click Pay & Book to complete secure Stripe checkout. Sheana will contact you using your checkout email to arrange your session or text advice. Your appointment time is confirmed separately.
Can I send screenshots?
Yes, but please remove other people's sensitive information and only share what you're comfortable discussing.
Is this therapy or medical advice?
No. This is personal perspective and general coaching-style conversation, not licensed therapy, medical, or mental health care.
Will you tell me what I want to hear?
Not necessarily. That's kind of the point.
Ready when you are
Tell me everything.
Well, start with the headline.
Pick a service above and pay securely, or send an inquiry if you have questions. No subscriptions. No awkward sales pitch.
Request a Session ↗Or email sheanashea@gmail.com directly